“Een, twee, in de maat, anders wordt de juffrouw kwaad, maar de juffrouw wordt niet kwaad, want zij is van prikkeldraad (oooh).” The mischievous version of this old Dutch nursery rhyme is now as cheeky as an ant is tall. We need air to live - and humour brings that air. This burlesque nineteenth-century farce, brought up to speed by top actors gives us a healthy dose of oxygen, with a performance about a school that is closed, because the students are underperforming. An exam is their last chance. The only thing you don't learn here is to keep pace.